He’s found out that I follow a dog on Twitter. That lead to an awkward conversation about why he can’t go on the computer and have email or a blog and a twitter account. He wants to have all these friends and followers. He went on and on. That was ten minutes I wish I could get back!
He has a point. These reading, reviewing dogs and blog writing dogs get to have all the fun. What about cats? I guess the main reason is that he is too easily distracted. It would take him too long to write each blog post as he would have to break off to have something to eat. Oh, and the constant napping. And something else to eat. And then go to the toilet. Oh, and then have another wash. You know the wash we don’t want to see, leg perfectly poised in the air like a ballerina whilst he washes where his knackers used to be, before we robbed him of them.
That’s another ten minutes of arguing. Where’s the blog post?? He’s napping again. It wouldn’t end well.
I offered him some tuition on writing a blog but he wandered off somewhere. I’ll find him later, curled up asleep. I try to get him to come back to the computer and knuckle down to the blogging but he wont have it.
At least the dog follows me back. On twitter at least.